Hillbilly Hell - Hillbillies - Rednecks - White Trash

Into the mind of idiocy!

What is a HillBilly?

Opposite of Metropolitan. Usually found living in sparsley populated areas away from the hustle & bustle of city life. Hillbilly’s don’t give a shit what city folk think of them. Their apperance & what you think of them is not high on their priority list.

What is important to a Hillbilly?

1. Having a good time with friends & family
2. Not having to answer to anybody
3. Spending time in the outdoors; either in the woods or on the water.
4. Enjoying the finer things in life that money can’t buy.

Someone who shoots “varmints” with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at “hoedowns”. They say words like “spiffy” and “nifty” and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say “ahurhur!”